So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
Beats all the lies you can invent.
― William Blake (via psych-quotes)
My sister got a microscope for her birthday
the only kind of white boys i’ll date are the ones who can do this
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?